NICKED FROM THAT STUPID ANGRY CANAJUN
This looked like it might be fun....In a pointy,sock full of woodscrews kind of fun. :)
If money were no object, what would you be doing with your life?
Rescuing turtles...smoking lots of kind bud ( because I could get away with it, cause how difficult could it be to rescue them if money was no option? ) and building the greatest collection of vintage guitars known to man. And snubbing the people who blew me off when money was suddenly an "object".
Money is just that - an object, so why aren't you doing it?
Because the economy sucks.
What's better: horses or cows?
Depends on the height of the stool your using, and your ability to dodge kicks.
What do you think the secret to happiness is?
A warm gun.
When was the last time you had a dream that you either remember well or did not want to awake from?
The day before yesterday...it involved oral sex.
When you were a little kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Ice cream soldier from the Sgt. Rock comic books, or...a rock star like Ozzy, until that show on MTV ....Jeez! Oz.... I had your posters on my walls in 73...WTF????
Complete this statement: Love is …
A lifetime commitment, and a bitch, all at the same time, but it's worth it when you finally find the one, and that's where the bitch part comes in...finding the one.
Can you tell a good story? (write one!)
You think? Come on...
Can you remember your last daydream?
If you were to thank someone today, who would you thank?